Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Sweden vs. Ukraine: UEFA Soccer Liveblog, of Sorts

10:39 p.m. It is nearing the end of the standard 90 minutes of the game in the Glasgow stadium where Ukraine and Sweden are playing.

Yellow card given for a Swedish player who had the gall to swing back his arm in order to run forward, and then accidentally hit the side of a Ukraine player's head. The ARD channel commentators are also perplexed that the price was so steep.

10:41 p.m. The score being 1:1, by the way.

10:42 p.m. A pretty good 'what the hell' cringe from a Ukrainian player who's wondering whom to toss in the ball to, from the sidelines.

10:44 p.m. Swedish player thinking that narrowly failing to score a goal is a great opportunity to have a little lie-down on the grass.

10:47 p.m. As the score is still 1:1, we will see half an hour of extended time.

10:55 p.m. It looks like the exhausted players are being traded out one by one.

11 p.m. A Swedish player lunges with his foot for the ball and unfortunately rams his shoe with cleats into the leg of a Ukrainian player, who is being medically treated. For technical reasons the Swedish player is sent off with a red card: it was such a dangerous move, no matter how innocent the intention.

11:07 p.m. Swedish player accidentally slammed in the head with the ball at a short distance, more medical intervention.
The Ukraine coach was also comforting the player whose leg was badly injured, who has been hobbling about with a huge bandaged pack, supported by two medical attendants.
What a grim game...

11:10 p.m. Another injury, with a player clutching his ankle...

11:20 p.m. I still think the sportsmanship is pretty excellent; players were consoling and caring for each other when they were injured. Here comes a medical team, onto the field, again, as two players fell on top of each other...

11:29 p.m. Ukraine player looks like he's in severe pain but it's not clear what happened to him...

11:30 p.m. Ukraine 1, Sweden 0. A quick ball that was whizzingly head-butted into goal.

11:32 p.m. And it (nearly) ends, fittingly, with another apparent injury, as a Ukrainian player clutches his forehead.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

A Journey to 1914: The History Experiment Enters the War Years

Yesterday I reached the year 1914 in my historical experiment. Like anyone who 'time-travels' to the 1910s, there was a dread of World War I — which of course started that year. It was not very cheerful to read via Wikipedia how well prepared countries were to fight the war, or so it seemed: economic measures, military measures, propaganda measures etc. swung into place as if governments had been looking forward to this for a while.

But my experiment was mostly pacific. After tidying the kitchen (and travelling forward in time to do a little 21st-century weekend work), my family and I ate breakfast.

I had the Neue Züricher Zeitung beside my plate, which I'd bought in the Bergmannstraße two weeks ago, and read excerpts of articles — which had an FDP-esque appearance to my half-German eyes — about how little Switzerland is being brutally intimidated by the economic colossi of the world. Papa read its articles online in the early 2000s and maybe later; I presume its editorial politics were less silly-sounding then. Either way, at least it wasn't war news, which would have been a daily obsession once the fighting began in 1914.

I didn't have a pile of paper correspondence to sort through and chat about with the family during and after breakfast, which feels to me like a more early 20th century thing to do and which probably should have been built into the experiment earlier. Instead I checked Facebook, Gmail, Discord and LinkedIn, wrote an email, and filed away a few paper bank statements. Besides I read bits of books, including Beatrix Potter's Tale of Mrs. Moppet.

It was after 1 p.m. when I went shopping at the Turkish street market. It looks like the earliest peaches have arrived; mountains of cherries as well, tons of grapes and watermelons, bell peppers and pepperoni, tomatoes that were being sold cheaply at 2 Euros per carton, etc. What I'm still missing is fresh corn that can be made into corn chowder — which however may be more of an American than a British dish at any point in time.

It isn't clear to me when food restrictions began in Britain during World War I. Panic-buying and hoarding did happen early, according to the Further Back In Time for Dinner television series. But after experiencing and heartily disliking hoarding in 'real life' last year due to Covid-19, it feels needless to emulate that horrid phenomenon again. So while I resisted the temptation of buying fruit that was likely to have been imported to the UK in 1914, I didn't hold back too much otherwise.

And, when I found a large, floppy-brimmed hat in black, blue and white stripes, which I felt matched the pleasantly opulent air of headgear in the early 1900s, I bought it.

For a second shopping trip, I made the rounds of the bank and the organic grocery store. At a knitting store I also bought two balls of sock-knitting yarn. In a 21st-century touch, all the shoppers in the store had to write down their name, address and telephone number for the shop's records, to help with potential Covid-19 contact tracing.

When I returned to the doorstep of our building, my sister T. came up as well. She had ordered burgers and fries on behalf of us all, and was now joining my two youngest brothers and my mother and me to eat lunch together in our apartment.

In the meantime, I was inspired by a few of the Edwardian fine dining menus I've seen, and prepared strawberries and prosecco for the family. I don't think prosecco would have been known much outside Italy in the 1910s; but the organic grocery store didn't have any 'true' champagne. In addition I'd bought lemon sorbet and a watermelon. 'Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die,' was the subliminal motto.

The burgers and fries themselves I didn't eat, for the sake of the experiment.

Instead, I began knitting a time-appropriate sock 'for the soldiers,' using a four-needle technique for the first time. It was pleasing on a trivial level to become accustomed to it, and I think that many Edwardian upper-middle-class women might have been in the same boat, acquiring new knitting or sewing skills yet not being terribly good at it. At the same time, reflecting on the historical context was not pleasing: the idea of all the men I know between the ages of 18 and 45 going off to war, and of sending them socks and hemmed bedsheets and cookies as a small comfort, was pretty sad.

For next week I'm trying to figure out what to do as 'women's war work' aside from knitting. Probably reading up on First Aid in lieu of nurse's training, or planting a miniature 'Victory Garden' on the windowsill, or beginning to hem bed linen?

Then, in the evening, I departed from the experiment not only by watching two soccer matches on the television and the computer, and by doing more 21st-century weekend work; but also by cycling to Dussmann Kulturkaufhaus to buy books.

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Cleaning, Cycling, and Calming Down

This morning I woke up before 8 a.m., which is at least one and a half hours earlier than I'd usually manage on a Saturday. Everyone else was asleep, I closed the windows to shut in the cold night air and closed the curtains to block out the heat later in the day, and then I started a rather half-hearted semi-Edwardian routine. Working all day in the kitchen in 30+ degree weather, cooking, seemed like something no self-respecting Edwardian would have done except in rare circumstances.

Instead I hand-washed a few dishes that don't belong in the dishwasher, took out the compost and the regular garbage, scrubbed perhaps half of the floor in the kitchen, and in the end made a pot of black tea while my mother woke up and went to the bakery for our traditional weekend buns.

I also decided not to go to the market this week. Instead I went to the organic grocery store closer nearby, bought cucumber and tomatoes and iceberg lettuce for a salad, a cantaloupe, and ice cream etc. The ice cream was anachronistic, as nobody or almost nobody would have bought ice cream in a store and have had the facilities to keep it frozen; but we'd run out and I knew the family would appreciate it.

In the meantime I also read the Tale of the Very Bad Rabbit, which was an enjoyable installment of Beatrix Potter's oeuvre (The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher is probably my favourite so far). And then kept reading Weather by Jenny Offill, more of the index notes that keep me from officially saying that I've finished Barack Obama's A Promised Land, more of The Nickel Boys, and more of the essays in Apartheid.

At 3:40 p.m. I hopped onto my mother's bicycle (vowing yet again to get my own; I'm worried about breaking hers and also want to be more of a Strong and Independent Woman) and set off to a nearby park to meet one of my teammates. We circled around a long park, sunny and shadowy and not so terribly packed with people as the strong heat likely kept most people at home.

At least three wedding parties formed a festive assembly line waiting to be married at the town hall amongst the beer garden and the huge plane trees and the sparkling fountain. For once I didn't see any bocce ball players on the gravel terrain. White tents were pitched on the flowered green lawn to shelter others from the heat. Then children's parties were being celebrated further on in the park, with balloons and a happy profusion of people. (So much better than the peak-social-distancing wasteland.)

My sunscreen, helmet, and the tree leaves shielded me from sunburn; but I ran my arm under cold water when I returned just to make sure. More importantly it was tremendously nice and relaxing to meet the colleague again, outdoors with the air and light circulating healthily, without masks.

And I cut short my Edwardian experiment after 6 p.m., because I wanted to watch the Germany vs. Portugal soccer game. Maybe I am finally getting a life again — I've been so miserable lately that I know I have to change something — but I kind of doubt it. An article about legos (an ill-omened leitmotif in our company?) being a metaphor for workplace resources inspired me to flip out at work on Friday, perhaps because I'd already worked 8 hours of overtime that week; and while I know I have reason to be concerned about things, I'm still trying to find a better outlet for my feelings and just to let things go if I've given my honest opinion and it's not my responsibility to act further.

Sunday, June 13, 2021

Euro 2020: Austria vs. North Macedonia 'Liveblog'

It's apparently the first time that North Macedonia has been able to play in a UEFA Euro Cup, and Austria's team also looks a little less than practiced. But with some wincing and unflattering mental comparisons to the Belgian team's performance in its match against Russia yesterday evening, I'm watching the game on the website of one of the two German broadcasters (ARD and ZDF) who have snagged rights to show the championship; and I am hoping for a little harmless entertainment.

Note: It's still the 2020 championship; it's just been postponed 1 year due to coronavirus restrictions.

6:34 p.m. Berlin time: The score is 1 - 1.

6:35 p.m.: An Austrian player in his own half heroically dives through the legs of a Macedonian player to roll the soccer ball to... another Macedonian player. ..facepalm..

6:37 p.m.: The ball sails far over the Austrian goal; the Macedonian fans are audibly pleased that it at least went in the correct direction.

6:39 p.m.: The coordination within teams has admittedly grown better throughout the first half of the game. Now the players can identify the location of the other players in their own team, and if they try to reach each other, the chances of succeeding have grown impressively high.

6:41 p.m.: A player who ran into another player injured his face by doing so, and is now lying prostrate like a stone knight effigy, refusing at first to be pulled up by two not-unsympathetic other athletes.

6:43 p.m.: An Austrian player got a Macedonian elbow in the face, result: medical attention and the first yellow card in the game. As the ARD commentator noted, there have been too many, although small, fouls in the game; and it's good to draw a line.

6:45 p.m.: The advertising for Lieferando and TikTok is making me feel old. I'm not even sure if these companies existed already during past Euro Cups I've watched.

6:47 p.m.: Half-time!

7:09 p.m.: Not too much to report, except that the game is greatly improved in quality: good coordination, fewer fouls and more reliance on speed and intelligence.

7:35 p.m.: Austria shoots a goal: 2 to 1. It was assisted by David Alaba, captain of the Austrian team and the target of many heart-eyed words of praise from the commentators on ARD.

7:42 p.m. Macedonia's goal has been in danger again. After a corner kick didn't result in a goal, an Austrian player shoved up full-frontally against a Macedonian to block him from being able to run toward the Austrian side, which led to a yellow card.

7:45 p.m.: Reminder to self not to eat while watching future soccer games. Seeing players spit onto the pitch is a little disgusting, methinks.

7:48 p.m.: Austria has won its 3rd goal; also a good goal, but I'm not quite sure if Austria's team is so much better that being two goals ahead feels cosmically fair.

7:52 p.m.: End of game: Austria and North Macedonia have visibly both made their peace with the results, and the energy of the last minutes has been quite relaxed.

Thursday, June 03, 2021

Brief Impressions of a Semi-Post-Corona Day

Last night I worked longer than I should. But T. was over for a visit; and so at least I had company while I dug into a long task at the end of another series of long tasks.

But I woke up early this morning because of a serious traffic accident outside the house. As I worked the first half of the day on 5 hours' sleep I was unhappily conscious of the 'scene' a few metres away as ambulance personnel, police officers and crash investigators did their grim jobs with their customary competence; and construction workers watched and commented on the scene, respectful sympathy mingled with the air of having seen it all already.

The weather is beginning to be uncomfortably warm and the air stifling. But at least the leaves of the trees are burgeoning and we're reaching the green-gold-blue-white phase of the year where the foliage, sky, clouds and sunlight dominate the scene. Also, of course, the daylight hours are long, and the lifting of coronavirus-related restrictions has led to a happy, resumed hum: of sidewalk table diners in the restaurant underneath our apartment, and of passersby. Today I also trimmed the dried-out flower heads of the potted forget-me-nots I bought earlier this year; they are not happy with the intense sunlight.

During lunch I played a gloomy sequence of Brahms Hungarian dances, a Chopin mazurka or two, the first movement of Bach's 6th partita for the keyboard, and part of the slow movement of Mendelssohn's most famous Trio in d minor.

In the evening, T. ordered take-out fish and chips, mochi ice cream balls, and other delicacies for our dinner. When she came over to eat them with us, there were two bandaids proudly perched on her upper arm, where she had received her first round of a BioNTech vaccination. She also helped out Ge. with his university algebra homework, while J. strummed on the mandolin in his room.

Mama was out for various fresh-air social engagements. In the late afternoon, she also hosted her friend M. for their usual weekly Arabic session, with chocolate, tea, and biscuits. Meanwhile I joined another work team's planning meeting in a video call, helped put the finishing touches on a new client's integration, and gave up on a quixotic effort to run a small SQL query 1,600+ times to do the task that a large query should do.